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JuliaaNoelle

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JuliaaNoelle

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JuliaaNoelleJuliaaNoelle
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1292
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About JuliaaNoelle : I like video games and wine. I go to the gym when I'm pissed off, so not very often.

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Visits<b>shwn_pal</b> - 17 hours ago<b>cyrus_ocelot</b> - yesterday at 6:50am<b>TJJOE</b> - yesterday at 8:50pm<b>Bi_ShrDiWun</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:10pm<b>gurbism</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 3:44am<b>DrummerWS</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:19pm<b>cyborghinge</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:20am<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:14am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:26pm<b>david_4197</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:11pm<b>ablake21</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:36pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 10:35am<b>Paris25</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:47am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:36am<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 10:54pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 10:46pm<b>swharley</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 10:35pm

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JuliaaNoelle's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

#21364495
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (2988)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

#21364342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28364) - you deserved it (5227)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32092) - you deserved it (2697)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
459 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (4007)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML

#21356336
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35063) - you deserved it (4942)

On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

#21346656
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24437) - you deserved it (2150)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:00am - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML

#21346352
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25567) - you deserved it (2100)

On 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24998) - you deserved it (3060)

On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

#21338512
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27548) - you deserved it (3141)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

#21332565
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (6675)

On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after finishing my second glass of wine, I walked out of the bathroom and saw the tag on my hair dryer from last year's rehab visit. FML

#21329685
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20113) - you deserved it (13998)

On 01/02/2015 at 11:04pm - health - by mosaicevolution (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

#21318499
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29834) - you deserved it (2125)

On 12/16/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by shit_fer_luck (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

#21318050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30415) - you deserved it (3138)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

#21317874
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31856) - you deserved it (2633)

On 12/15/2014 at 11:07am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia



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