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Juliaa15
  • Town/Country : sofa king, stew ped.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Juliaa15 : Due to complications, I do not exsist.

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Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48018) - you deserved it (6233)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

#15149183
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (8008)

On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

#15109555
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43560) - you deserved it (18475)

On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

#14942524
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6127) - you deserved it (48296)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

#14356876
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30166) - you deserved it (6241)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

#7521211
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3437) - you deserved it (49034)

On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (2975)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
233 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32615) - you deserved it (3399)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

#4034101
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35608) - you deserved it (20919)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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