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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (19 years)
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About JukeMasterFlex : Very open-minded. I am a great listener, and I love making people feel better :P. I love anime, and I play League. I'm open to listening to any type of music, feel free to talk to me about anything. My ign for league is xJukeMasterFlex. Marry me if you love Harry Potter. kik: FailingOnFridays

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Today, I've been diagnosed with a severe lung infection. This causes me to viciously hack up a lung every two minutes or so. Not only can I barely breathe as it is, my job requires lots of running around, cleaning and interacting with customers. I have a five-hour shift tonight. FML


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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML


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