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Juicenub

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  • Town/Country : Beek, Netherlands
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2495
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Juicenub : Hello there, my name is Juicenub. I make shitty puns on FML and people upvote them for some reason.

I study Information Technology (that's something with computers) at a local college and like to do other fun stuff during my spare time, like reading FML.

Feel free to message me, but I might not respond because the mobile application tends to act silly.

Juicenub's page activity

Visits<b>nicolaslegrain</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:36am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:53pm<b>welldammit1</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:41am<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 11:36am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 4:48pm<b>BexxyBb</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 4:12pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:14pm<b>peceout</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 1:30pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 8:21pm<b>ddeveshh</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 5:12am<b>youngindian</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:33pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:18am<b>judgingrabbit</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:13am<b>MrPancak3</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:04am<b>besosforme</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:33pm<b>Ramanella</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:24pm<b>EmotionalBot</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:34pm<b>Ninja_Porcupine</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:52pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:50am<b>besosforme</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 4:33am<b>Ninja_Porcupine</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:52pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:40am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:34pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:11pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 11:11am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:32pm<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:35am<b>TheBelt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 2:26pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 1:24pm<b>welldammit1</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 6:56am<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 10:39pm

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Juicenub's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

#21428714
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26782) - you deserved it (3700)

On 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by baberuth - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

#21421687
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27467) - you deserved it (2281)

On 06/06/2015 at 9:01am - intimacy - by cockblockedbyFB - United States (Texas)

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (1830)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

#21410601
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35470) - you deserved it (2014)

On 05/15/2015 at 4:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

#21306254
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38470) - you deserved it (6325)

On 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28598) - you deserved it (3350)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML

#21291439
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33883) - you deserved it (5234)

On 11/03/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by Not A Pervert - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

#21219985
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19696) - you deserved it (51185)

On 07/25/2014 at 2:05am - animals - by fuckendog (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the kitten playing on my bed and climbing on my nightstand. Right on top of my vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if she noticed or not but she's certainly been showing the video around. FML

#21182483
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (13926)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by misoranomegami (woman) - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23302) - you deserved it (48162)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny and took a picture of it. 20 minutes later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. FML

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

#21085559
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39336) - you deserved it (5930)

On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

#21072961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34090) - you deserved it (11884)

On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)



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