About Jtotheimmie : FML. I live knowing that I will probably fuck something up or some crazy or dumb ass shit will happen to me; because of this I live on impulse. If any crazy ass motherfuckers want to quote me I would have to say, "Don't ever be surprised. Expect things."
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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled… Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was… Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes,…