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Jrefinne
  • Town/Country : Florida, YouEssAy
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 859
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jrefinne : If your aversion to proper spelling and/or grammar is severe enough, it is medically advised that you:
1) remove your head from your ass
2) go back to elementary school
3) stop being a fucking idiot

However, I like talking to people (preferably with intelligence), so feel free to PM me if you like. :]

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Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44937) - you deserved it (7363)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104543) - you deserved it (14020)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

#7643965
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (2892)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:12pm - work - by sucksssssss - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

#4617749
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45478) - you deserved it (3169)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by thedd (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

#4617749
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45478) - you deserved it (3169)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by thedd (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

#3456534
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63745) - you deserved it (4611)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
663 comments

I agree, your life sucks (656956) - you deserved it (48848)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66340) - you deserved it (16924)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
860 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49449) - you deserved it (599031)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5243) - you deserved it (42270)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20927) - you deserved it (11845)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35781) - you deserved it (19244)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14180) - you deserved it (43051)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
299 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -



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