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Jred314
  • Town/Country : Little Rock, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 March 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jred314 : Play baseball and on drumline

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Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

#20734991
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54302) - you deserved it (3997)

On 06/19/2013 at 10:39am - misc - by Overprotected (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

#19959638
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18312) - you deserved it (4030)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10350) - you deserved it (44097)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

#209594
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (40970)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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