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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jred314 : Play baseball and on drumline

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Jred314's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

#20734991
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58038) - you deserved it (4322)

On 06/19/2013 at 10:39am - misc - by Overprotected (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26869) - you deserved it (5856)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

#5136850
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12695) - you deserved it (48570)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

#209594
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23665) - you deserved it (44138)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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