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JrMini

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JrMini

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 631
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JrMini : Hi :)
I love to read and I love Books!!
Books are lovely. Books are great. Books are perfect in every way!
People say I'm shy... that's true till they get to know me... My friends say I am Crazy and loveable :)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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JrMini's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

#17755758
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25852) - you deserved it (9110)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35321) - you deserved it (10055)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

#17326829
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (5378)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48176) - you deserved it (2850)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32602) - you deserved it (12401)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40530) - you deserved it (9666)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51245) - you deserved it (5393)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)



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