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JrMini

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JrMini

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JrMini : Hi :)
I love to read and I love Books!!
Books are lovely. Books are great. Books are perfect in every way!
People say I'm shy... that's true till they get to know me... My friends say I am Crazy and loveable :)

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JrMini's favorite FMLs

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88995) - you deserved it (5635)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

#20649622
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47782) - you deserved it (10085)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

TODAY , MY NEIGHBOURS' WHINY EMO OF A DAUGHTER GOT DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND. IN HER INFINITE WISDOM , SHE'S CHOSEN TO COPE BY PLAYING ON HER RECORDER THE WORST RENDITION OF "MY HERET WILL GO ON" THAT I'VE EVER HERED. IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY. NOW I KNOW WHY HE DUMPED THIS IDIOT. FML

#20641408
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51055) - you deserved it (8743)

On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah sister textd me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worrid about wat could happen. I textd ( good luck ) back. My phone autocorrectd it to ( goodbye ) and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53697) - you deserved it (7529)

On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I bought a textbook fir my college class. Not only is the £150 book only sold by our teacher, it turnd out to be a piece of shit that he obviously wrote, printd, and stapld together at home. When I went to the faculty about it, I was told it's all perfectly legal, and to drop it. FML

#20535847
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32070) - you deserved it (2702)

On 03/08/2013 at 1:44pm - money - by defrauded (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

today I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor . The nurseho took me to my room afterward trid to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot . That was me too . big fat FML

#20521872
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57055) - you deserved it (4603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Taday I was babysitting , and I had to pee really , really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off , and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in teres , thier child screamed , "No , no , pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

#20521664
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32216) - you deserved it (8085)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm - kids - by soaked (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME FROM A TWO-WEEK VACATION. WHEN I WALKED INTO MY HOUSE, I FOUND CAT POOP EVERYWHERE. IT TOOK ME SEVERAL HOURS TO CLEAN IT ALL UP, AND THE HOUSE STILL SMELLS TERRIBLE. THE WORST PART IS THAT I'VE NEVER OWNED A CAT IN MY LIFE. REAL FML

#20500118
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (2135)

On 02/09/2013 at 8:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (3436)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today... while working at the daycare... I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours... I scooped up three human teeth... a rotten log of shit... a tire iron... a condom wrapper... and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. mega FML

#20106106
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24494) - you deserved it (1874)

On 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm - kids - by Skidmark Sally - United States (New Mexico)

Today I found out tha guy I'va baan crushing on fir many yaars think ha's a warawolf. FML

#19536972
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26236) - you deserved it (4432)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (63785)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday mah boyfriend broke up with me cuz I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24474) - you deserved it (5120)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36721) - you deserved it (7870)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)



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