Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 11/21/2014 at 11:55pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 767
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Journiexo : I'm Journie cx Feel free to message me! Or snap me at Journiexo 💙

Journiexo's page activity

Visits<b>SleepyPharma</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:08am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 4:24pm<b>kangx1</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 10:18pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 7:04pm<b>ashhhllleeeyyy</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 1:41am<b>IamAngryCoffee</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 4:20am<b>AnirudhR</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:43am<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:38am<b>koolboi69</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 3:47pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Cristian89</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 8:24pm<b>cheyyeee</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 5:24pm<b>Darkestsoul</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:05pm<b>bjf21</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:42pm<b>kcg98</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:51am<b>JustAnotherJose2</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:31pm<b>KeithTheGreat</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 6:32pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 4:09am

Fucked!<b>superwolf33</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 3:47pm<b>fooltemptress</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 3:33am<b>Alsev</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 7:43pm<b>BoWDoWN123</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 5:03am<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 10:58am<b>Cristian89</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 10:26pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 6:35am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 4:19am<b>ceelos97</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 11:39am<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 9:40pm<b>nyancait</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 8:52pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 5:17am<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 1:36am

Journiexo's FML badges


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of Journiexo's badges

Journiexo's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32444) - you deserved it (2559)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:00am - misc - by youredisgusting - United States (California)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35145) - you deserved it (20025)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (10806)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML


I agree, your life sucks (34262) - you deserved it (15975)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52399) - you deserved it (17524)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:40am - intimacy - by DisgustinglyFrustrated - Argentina (Santa Fe)

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35157) - you deserved it (19723)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36005) - you deserved it (5525)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35881) - you deserved it (7009)

On 12/15/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Charlayyyy -

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (5090)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:09pm - intimacy - by shallowvomit1013 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77613) - you deserved it (6091)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: