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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (702528) - you deserved it (472018)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42527) - you deserved it (7986)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

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