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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 988
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JoshuahColins : US Army Soldier, Skeleton Clique

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Today, I found out that my husband told his mom that she can move in with us once his time in the army is over. We are moving into my house, and he didn't think it was important to run it by me first. FML

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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