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Joshmokahontas
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville florida
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Joshmokahontas : my name is jo.. not josh. oops. (;

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Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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