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Joshido

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18461
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Joshido : I'm Joshua (or Josh). I love GTA V, YouTube, FML, Facebook, girls, and sleeping. Fell free to inbox me, and I'll try to respond.
- Josh 2013

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Visits<b>She_Elaine</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 10:16pm<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 12:17am<b>uhhitsmegan</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 7:32am<b>oknicoleok</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 12:17am<b>NotSoMuchAnAngel</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 2:03am<b>Leafa</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:18am<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 3:23pm<b>AKGirlinSD</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 6:04am<b>foreveralonek</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 1:39pm<b>ariiewilliams</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 12:16am<b>Faith13</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 9:27am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 6:37pm<b>ironik69</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 11:12pm<b>AutumnMasquerade</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 5:12pm<b>SinfulTragedy</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 3:55pm<b>BMTHsuperfan</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 8:19pm<b>Mike_Sweatpants</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 11:02am<b>ChildRepellent</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 12:41am

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Joshido's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunken mother shouted to me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML

by How's the salmon? / 05/10/2015 at 2:00am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML

by wiona / 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML

by Cali girl / 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

by MonsieurH / 04/03/2014 at 3:44am / France (Bretagne) / Animals

Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML

by themonesterman / 04/02/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working at a coffee shop. I was serving a customer when a cockroach appeared out of nowhere, and I screamed. Customers aren't supposed to know about the bugs so I had to lie and say I spilled coffee on myself, and served the customer while I felt the bug climbing up my leg. FML

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc / 04/02/2014 at 5:22pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Love

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

by I Have Failed / 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm / Spain (Madrid) / Kids

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2014 at 7:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Work

Today, I discovered that the laser disc player I used to have was not in fact a laser disc player but a Pioneer Laseractive. Broken ones sell on eBay for $200 and working ones sell for around $1000. I sold a working one for less than $100-worth of credit at a second-hand store. FML

by Sad Nerd / 04/02/2014 at 4:20am / United States (Arizona) / Money

Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML

by IcyWinter / 04/02/2014 at 4:16am / Canada (Manitoba) / Kids

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML

by Why / 04/02/2014 at 4:13am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyright issues. I have this logo tattooed on my body. FML

by Cult / 03/30/2014 at 10:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2014 at 6:04am / United Kingdom (Havering) / Kids

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML

by ohdear. / 03/29/2014 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work