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  • Town/Country : Little Rock, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1569
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JoshArson : Just your average guy
-- 25 years old
-- love baseball and hockey
-- 911 dispatcher
-- gay

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Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28255) - you deserved it (2508)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25179) - you deserved it (5227)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28536) - you deserved it (1966)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32151) - you deserved it (2336)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML


Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (4925)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33211) - you deserved it (15450)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38952) - you deserved it (7809)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52079) - you deserved it (9412)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I once again had another guy's sweaty crotch pushed into my face. I still don't see why I enjoy wrestling. FML

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38151) - you deserved it (15790)

On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43472) - you deserved it (7067)

On 03/04/2014 at 9:46pm - misc - by augiedd (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42839) - you deserved it (8092)

On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40921) - you deserved it (21717)

On 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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