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Today, a radio show asked the question, ( Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo? ) I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out mah own address over live radio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36714) - you deserved it (17443)

On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad cummed into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room . I wasn't watching porn . We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone . FML

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On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrivd I textd her an she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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On 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by bobthenun - United States (California)



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