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by Cian_1 / 11/25/2013 at 6:22am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Health
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2010 at 2:45am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
by buckid310 / 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
by HadToApologize / 11/03/2009 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Crappit / 10/06/2009 at 9:53am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
by mrboston / 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous, so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked, began staring at a hot blonde in the front, and got hard. FML
by SOdamnNervous / 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by littleguy / 08/20/2009 at 11:55am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 3:58am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
by erectioninfection / 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm / United States / Intimacy
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