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by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by fappy dog / 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
by Ginger_Gawd / 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by ugh / 01/16/2014 at 8:37am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Intimacy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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