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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 331
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (43376) - you deserved it (23132)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48710) - you deserved it (10861)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28568) - you deserved it (44040)

On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML


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On 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my younger brother asked if he could watch me put a tampon in. He's 17. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

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