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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2097
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JoeGrant : I'm fairly new to FML and I truly enjoy reading about other peoples' mishaps.

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YESTERDAY, I ASKED MAH LAZY DAUGHTER TO GO MAKE HER BED . SHE RESPONDED BY LIGHTING OUR GARBAGE BIN ON FRE . FML

#21001381
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40782) - you deserved it (9565)

On 12/22/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

#21001267
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51846) - you deserved it (7162)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today.. . a classmate's mother called my phone.. . threatening to have my dorm room raided 4 drugs . Why? She saw our text messages discussinghere he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" 4 weed . FML

#20988723
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39805) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was catting wit moter. Se was telling me about some new moutwas se recently got , an te moment te word ( gargle ) escaped er lips , usband muttered just a little too loudly from te kitcen , ( How about gargling balls instead , bitc. ) Our family is now at war. FML

#20985190
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46708) - you deserved it (5146)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY , I CALLED THE POLICE TO REPORT THAT MY CAR HAD BEEN KEYED!! I REMEMBER GOING TO A BAR LAST NIGHT AND GETTING DRUNK!! A SURVIELLANCE CAMERA REVEALED THAT AFTER MY DRUNKEN SELF COULDN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR TO MY CAR , I PUNCHED THE DOOR AND HURT MY FIST SO BAD THAT I KEYED MY OWN CAR!! FML

#20977883
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19100) - you deserved it (50159)

On 12/02/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by car keyer (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah husband an I went for our 20 week scan an found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

#20952357
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51580) - you deserved it (4582)

On 11/10/2013 at 5:28am - kids - by Naomi - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with mah girlfriend, her mom cummed and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

#20952303
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47726) - you deserved it (4283)

On 11/10/2013 at 3:03am - love - by Go away - United States (Iowa)

Today, after working all week on a group project, I realizd I forgot to submit the assignment and missd the deadline. I now have to tell mah group that we automatically faild. FML

Today, after ours of organizing an spending around $300 4 tree-year-old's birtday party, I realizd I forgot to send out te invitations . FML

#20951338
160 comments

Today, I watced as my grandma beat te sit out of my dad at te zoo. FML

#20948659
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (4262)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, I went to te batroom on te way to class. After wasing ma ands, I couldn't figure out ow to turn off te water. I finally resorted to asking a professor fir elp. Se turned it off, looked me in te eyes and said, ( Please don't tell me your ere on a scolarsip. ) FML

#20948176
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24661) - you deserved it (32358)

On 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by nevergoingtopeeagain - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamd "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at looool me. I just wantd to shave. mega FML

#20946588
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39399) - you deserved it (3469)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was Telling My Friends A Story. I Addd A Few ( Embellisments ) To Make It More Intense. One My Friends Pipd Up Wit, ( I Was Wit You, Alf Of Wat U Just Said Wasn't True ). It's Now All Over Facebook And I'm Known As ( Te Bullsitter ). FML

#20944930
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (64902)

On 11/04/2013 at 6:39am - misc - by Anonymous -

today I cummed home to fine 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

#20944161
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39305) - you deserved it (4329)

On 11/03/2013 at 5:27pm - kids - by don'tdrinkthat - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 19-year-old, looool long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to typehile in his Spider-Man suit . It's non-negotiable . FML

#20940116
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36601) - you deserved it (14249)

On 10/31/2013 at 10:30am - love - by AML (woman) - United States (New York)



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