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Joe9024

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1705
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Joe9024 : I'm a fun lovin redneck! What's not great about that!?

Joe9024's page activity

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Fucked!<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm

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YDI master

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Joe9024's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

by jerk / 06/24/2009 at 2:44am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

by prostate / 06/08/2009 at 9:48am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

by Debra2005 / 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

by suckstobeme / 04/16/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

by Jesse / 03/20/2009 at 1:48am / United States (Kentucky) / Transportation

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

by niii / 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm / Miscellaneous