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Joe9024

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Joe9024

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1428
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Joe9024 : I'm a fun lovin redneck! What's not great about that!?

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Joe9024's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

#3165947
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29417) - you deserved it (64594)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

#2715001
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71256) - you deserved it (6835)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45608) - you deserved it (10214)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

#1021410
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66112) - you deserved it (8589)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:38pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

#483516
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (146557)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20625) - you deserved it (13202)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version



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