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Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
by jerk / 06/24/2009 at 2:44am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
by prostate / 06/08/2009 at 9:48am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
by Debra2005 / 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by suckstobeme / 04/16/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Jesse / 03/20/2009 at 1:48am / United States (Kentucky) / Transportation
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…