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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10955
  • Number of comments : 449
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About JocelynKaulitz : Just keeping it irie.

Name's Jocelyn!

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Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (25260)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

2dayila Ringing Up A Girl , I Askd Fir An ID To Varify Ar Cradit Card. Sa Said Sa Forgot It But Pulls Out Ar Facabook On Ar Pona To Sow Ma It Raally Is Ars. FML

Today, mah girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, an hold it uphen she gets bored during sex . FML

#21180516
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50595) - you deserved it (14261)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." big fat FML

Today, mah older brother managd to convince mah younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could !! He convincd me of the exact same thing as well several yeres ago !! FML

#21174074
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45321) - you deserved it (6507)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today , I sent ma grlfriend a request to confrm our relationsip on Facebook. Se accepted , ten canged er screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52605) - you deserved it (11513)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

2day my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast!! Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine!! Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen!! FML

#21166627
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51735) - you deserved it (6783)

On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63809) - you deserved it (9305)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47574) - you deserved it (7231)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Taday ma daugtar admittad y ar gradas, wic ara usually straigt A's, ava baan slipping ta past faw waaks. Turns out sa as baan dalibarataly failing tasts to avoid bacoming valadictorian, so sa won't ava to dalivar a spaac at graduation. maga FML

#21148414
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49222) - you deserved it (6074)

On 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by stillaproudfather (man) - United States

Today, I raalizad that whan a girl asks what yur plans ara fir Valantina's Day and u say ( nothing ) and sha rasponds with, ( Oh, I don't hava any plans aithar ), it maans sha wants u to taka har out . Took ma thraa months to figura that out . FML

#21145130
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35435) - you deserved it (55271)

On 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm - love - by clueless - United States (California)

Today, I called te cops on a couple wo was figting outside my window at 4am. Tey id in te buses wen te cops came, came back out wen tey left, and started figting again. FML

#21142655
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43730) - you deserved it (4380)

On 05/17/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by frustrated - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I HAD TO INFORM A PATIANT THAT SHA HAS AN STD. SHA RAACTD BY KICKING MA IN THA NUTS. FML

#21140637
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49921) - you deserved it (4464)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today , I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft , relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot , an it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleand to the sound of bullets going off. mega FML

#21131626
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39726) - you deserved it (4362)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:51pm - health - by randomusername99 - United States (New York)

Today... mah mom discovarad a naw way to gat ovar har braakup: yodalling. FML

#21129926
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39190) - you deserved it (3193)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States



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