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JocelynKaulitz

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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10247
  • Number of comments : 447
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25855) - you deserved it (9355)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

#19323804
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28232) - you deserved it (6484)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

#19312594
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6817) - you deserved it (44299)

On 03/20/2012 at 5:47am - misc - by treehugger - Singapore

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26964) - you deserved it (6893)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

#19263834
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7061) - you deserved it (33361)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

#19263834
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7061) - you deserved it (33361)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17341) - you deserved it (21911)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26216) - you deserved it (2724)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26216) - you deserved it (2724)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25979) - you deserved it (4197)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25979) - you deserved it (4197)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

#18849422
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17566) - you deserved it (31572)

On 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by Lickmylovepump (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26819) - you deserved it (8614)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

#18768991
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11634) - you deserved it (34121)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States



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