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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 317
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JoMoMoMo : Names Shauntel.
Yeah, I'm half black.
Call me a poser, bitch, cunt..whatever you desire.
I always use proper grammar, and capitalization.
When I don't, that means I'm too angry or pissed off to care.
So be warned.

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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife bookd a very small hotel room 4 ourselves and the kidshile we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblockd by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

I had to get into mah house via the dog flap cuz mah mom changed the locks. big fat FML

#15029276
73 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway , with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

#15029210
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On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today.. . as I go to a small private Christian college.. . the academic dean cummed up to me and asked me to putted some old record on CD.. . since I have a record player that can do that . I had to listen to eight record of old student from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music . FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by Shodan2112 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wereing these panties." We've been having sex every day 4 the last six days. fat FML

#15002281
252 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today... I found out that my boyfriend cheatd on me with my best friend. I textd her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend... who respondd... ( I'm so sorry... I never meant fir you to fine out ). My two best friends cheatd with my boyfriend. mega FML

#14943630
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On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

today my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm , fir the first time in my life , after trying fir months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

#14830027
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On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States



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