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Jjan04

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Jjan04's favorite FMLs

Today... I realizd that manager an I have synchronizd menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy... an I get extremely vulnerable an emotional - she yells at me an I burst into tears.

Today, my sister askd me if I was going to be getting marrid "for real" this time, cuz she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is cuz she slept with my fiancé. mega FML

#19797334
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44729) - you deserved it (2131)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice an tight 4 her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65663) - you deserved it (7389)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today My Grlfriend Cose Te Most Expensive Restaurant In Town Ten Spent Te Entre Time Facebooking Texting And Playing Games On Er Poneile I Dined In Silence. Tis Is Te Second Time We've Been Out Tis Week. Se Didn't Even Eat Er Food. I Didn't Even Get A Tank You. FML

#15749672
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55618) - you deserved it (14022)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , and ever since I was born , I've had a lazy eye. This morning mah boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (3405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today , mah 7 year old brother decidd that it would be fun to cut off mah hair. I woke from a long looool nap after working the late shift , to about 15 inches of mah long blonde hair all over mah bd and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. mega FML

#6120189
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47469) - you deserved it (3044)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said ( I can feel yur heartbeat on my dick. ) FML

#5136668
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21939) - you deserved it (4368)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was in the basement at my grandma's house . The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement . I lookd through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on . A pair of shitty underpants cummd down and landd in my face . They were my grandma's . FML

#3078532
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40161) - you deserved it (11186)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by yuck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airporthen I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me wat was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

#1954003
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10516) - you deserved it (39084)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilld drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicatd, I did. Then I realizd it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had pukd everywhere and I lickd her vomit off my arm. mega FML

#1080598
144 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today.. . my grlfriend and I were outside tanning in te sun . I asked er if se could putted some sunscreen on my back . Tinking it would be funny.. . se used te lotion to write "I Love Little Boys" . I work as a cildren's swimming instructor . mega FML

#864226
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63536) - you deserved it (5786)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:03am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I told mah mom I was axcitd mah boobs wara gatting biggar !! Sha told ma that that's wat happanshan you gat fat !! FML

#34306
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35033) - you deserved it (7728)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)



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