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Today , Mah Father Informd Me That I Was Born Only Because Mah Mom Lid About Bieng On Birth Control. Mega FML

#20755318
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45066) - you deserved it (2804)

On 06/30/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by unfortunate (man) - United States

Today, at work, I politely askd a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face . I work in a library . FML

#20750109
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41208) - you deserved it (3502)

On 06/27/2013 at 11:02am - work - by rubgy_lover - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I have pink eye in both eyes , the stomach vrus , and a cold. I'm also sitting at work cuz mah boss "doesn't believe in sick days."

#20735203
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52714) - you deserved it (3406)

On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69258) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

2day my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively . His reasoning? He didn't want to date a ( cheap and dangerous woman . ) Seriously? FML

Today at a family reunion mah visibly drunk grandparents hered about mah new boyfriend who is a cop. My gran askd if he ever made me feel lyk Rodney King in the bedroom. Then mah grandpa fresh off a DUI askd if mah boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

#20727456
58 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was lecturd by a self-professd vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich!! FML

#20727332
136 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm - misc - by fuckedbyahipster (man) - Finland

Today, I walkd into the living room, looool only to fine mah brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony . FML

#20726036
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63377) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, ma estrangd fater, wo is a cop, decidd to sow up to ma 17t birtday party. He immediately began arresting people fir underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

#20723133
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46971) - you deserved it (24007)

On 06/13/2013 at 6:16am - misc - by fuckyouverymuch (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out tat restaurant's food is so bad tat te only reason some people visit is because tere punising tere kids . fat FML

#20715456
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45602) - you deserved it (13592)

On 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm - work - by not the cook (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, days aftar I broka up with mah grlfriand, mah dad triad to maka har faal battar by inviting har to our family BBQ naxt waakand. FML

#20715362
57 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 12:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

#20702720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82425) - you deserved it (3506)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today looool , in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner , mah boyfriend's ex-grlfriend showed up declaring her love 4 him !! They left together and I had to take the bus home !! FML

#20693929
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58196) - you deserved it (3005)

On 05/29/2013 at 8:39pm - love - by anonymoose - Australia (South Australia)

Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML

#20692668
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66121) - you deserved it (3590)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Yesterday, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said u could, but anything u caught under 5 inche has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried an complained to my boss.

#20688045
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45229) - you deserved it (7685)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)



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