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Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
by florisvanlent / 02/12/2009 at 11:17am / Netherlands (Drenthe) / Intimacy
Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML
by unlucky / 02/06/2009 at 5:40pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by ruffrider / 02/05/2009 at 9:09am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Rachel / 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 5:41am / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
by ihateeverything / 01/30/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (New York) / Health
by john / 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
by bedrockmike / 01/28/2009 at 9:15am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by stellarshaun / 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I…