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Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML
by unlucky / 02/06/2009 at 5:40pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by ruffrider / 02/05/2009 at 9:09am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Rachel / 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 5:41am / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
by ihateeverything / 01/30/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (New York) / Health
by john / 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
by bedrockmike / 01/28/2009 at 9:15am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by stellarshaun / 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…