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JimmyRustle25
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JimmyRustle25 : say tht 2 my face IRL not online see wat happens fgt

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65306) - you deserved it (12155)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54383) - you deserved it (10836)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

#19470748
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6941) - you deserved it (29621)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

#5136668
51 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML

#4407265
113 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by deflated - Ireland

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

#2597926
655 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7498) - you deserved it (120201)

On 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by soljaboy (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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