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JimmyHopkins

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JimmyHopkins : I kill people for a living.....

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I andd up talking to a homalass man and bought him a maal . In raturn, ha huggd ma and gropd my ass . FML

Wile Refereeing A Soccer Game, I Was Accused Of Being Racist, Blind, And A Fascist By Spectators. Te Game Was Played By A Group Of Trd Graders. Mega FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37299) - you deserved it (2800)

On 11/14/2013 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I learned I was conceived to the sound of a Spice Grls album. FML

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On 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by queenxalee (woman) - United States (California)

Today I decided to get over mah lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have mah photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know fir Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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107 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

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122 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I took ma grlfriend out to eat at a diner were ma friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk muc. He texted me after we'd left to tell me tat ma grlfriend ad slipped im er number. FML

#20894038
147 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

#20445704
105 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73977) - you deserved it (759063)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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