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About JimSweatshirt : Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off. DopeBoyz hatin but them faggots is alotta talk.


I usually post comments when I'm drunk, so idc about the thumbs down. IM DRUNKKKK.

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Today, as my 12 hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

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