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JimSweatshirt
  • Town/Country : Compton, USA
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  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JimSweatshirt : Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off. DopeBoyz hatin but them faggots is alotta talk.


I usually post comments when I'm drunk, so idc about the thumbs down. IM DRUNKKKK.

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Today, as my 12 hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24031) - you deserved it (1932)

On 12/14/2012 at 12:10am - kids - by Ethan_18 - United States



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