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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6069
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wereing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo . mega FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14293) - you deserved it (44104)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44351) - you deserved it (4533)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today I cama across a pictura of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong hila waaring nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25019) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went jogging with mah grlfriend. I'm pretty sure mah moobs bounced more than her breasts. mega FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15212) - you deserved it (26430)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I was working at the mall as Santa,hen a little girl took a shit in lap. FML

#18495546
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (4060)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that mah father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31350) - you deserved it (6223)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Taday while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24672) - you deserved it (2397)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

#18442495
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10619) - you deserved it (70037)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband an I went to my overbereing mom's 57th brthday party . He opend his gift in front of her an said smugly, ( The makeup's fir your face, an the prayer book's fir the fat rolls . ) Any hope of family peace is now lost . FML

#18414489
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21762) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32127) - you deserved it (15822)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Taday wa had a sprint raca in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to bacausa I'm a littla chubby. Tha raca startad and I shot off as fast as I could, somahow in tha laad. Evaryona was chaaring. Whan I was naaring tha finish lina I turnad around, only to saa tha raca hadn't startad yat. FML

#18285625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35216) - you deserved it (8183)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

2day while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (4878)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States



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