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JesusPiece
  • Town/Country : Compton, Indo-wood
  • Title : Mister
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About JesusPiece : My Jesus Piece has a Jesus Piece...........

Don't EVER question my religion because I just dropped 50 stacks on Jesus's face nigga......

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Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54779) - you deserved it (6482)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38418) - you deserved it (6749)

On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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