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Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41548) - you deserved it (2988)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:46pm - health - by Tampax - Spain (Castilla-La Mancha)

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40052) - you deserved it (5039)

On 09/22/2014 at 2:45am - health - by thebrokentardis (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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