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JessieTaft

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JessieTaft

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 854
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About JessieTaft : I like animals. And basketball. Yep that's pretty much it

JessieTaft's page activity

Visits<b>ciaraash</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 7:02pm<b>qlimax00</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:38am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 3:53am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 12:38pm<b>OhYouMad</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 10:20pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:48pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:16pm<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:57am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:10pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 4:03pm<b>EmoKami</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 3:25pm<b>phoenixknight</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:46pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:05pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 6:34pm<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 2:29am

Fucked!<b>OhYouMad</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:40am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:05pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:05pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 12:34am<b>gopi</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 3:34am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:33am<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 7:08am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:52pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 3:50am

JessieTaft's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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JessieTaft's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML

#21516844
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18100) - you deserved it (1753)

On 01/19/2016 at 1:47am - misc - by heckaza - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML

#21516844
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18100) - you deserved it (1753)

On 01/19/2016 at 1:47am - misc - by heckaza - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

#21504186
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20287) - you deserved it (1529)

On 12/15/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by fmltom (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

#21473108
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21490) - you deserved it (5229)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

#21457473
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20272) - you deserved it (6591)

On 08/18/2015 at 3:07am - misc - by IrisKitty (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25494) - you deserved it (2306)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

#21340142
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34023) - you deserved it (7157)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML

#21332217
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34510) - you deserved it (8201)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

#21205080
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53761) - you deserved it (5292)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

#21200725
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52221) - you deserved it (5797)

On 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm - misc - by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML

#21196551
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43148) - you deserved it (5237)

On 07/02/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

#21194564
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61317) - you deserved it (5769) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)



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