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JessicaRenee95

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1131
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About JessicaRenee95 : Hello stalkers. I'm Jess. 18 years young. I'm a big fan of The Lord of the rings and Star Wars. I love alice in wonderland and the wizard of oz, and I love to draw. I listen to all types of music but rock is the best! If you want to message me and talk then feel free. If you have any questions ask and i will answer

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JessicaRenee95's favorite FMLs

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

#20563612
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35891) - you deserved it (2678)

On 03/28/2013 at 9:52am - health - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27881) - you deserved it (2942)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35584) - you deserved it (8750)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26571) - you deserved it (3779)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

#254929
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21767) - you deserved it (53275)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:26pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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