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JessicaRenee95

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1056
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About JessicaRenee95 : Hello stalkers. I'm Jess. 18 years young. I'm a big fan of The Lord of the rings and Star Wars. I love alice in wonderland and the wizard of oz, and I love to draw. I listen to all types of music but rock is the best! If you want to message me and talk then feel free. If you have any questions ask and i will answer

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JessicaRenee95's favorite FMLs

Today, my in-laws came for dinner. My 5-year-old son chose that as the perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" when my daughter coughed up some of her food. I have no idea where he heard it, but my mother-in-law blamed me, and my wife had to convince her not to call CPS on me. FML

#20689805
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46119) - you deserved it (3452)

On 05/27/2013 at 6:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

#20649343
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50358) - you deserved it (11363)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51394) - you deserved it (6666)

On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

#20606960
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50749) - you deserved it (7195)

On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

#20592364
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66235) - you deserved it (4048)

On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

#20579736
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32369) - you deserved it (2215)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:00pm - animals - by idontevenlikehamsters - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

#20579242
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28952) - you deserved it (5341)

On 04/07/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by DJ (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

#20578916
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37306) - you deserved it (5006)

On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

#20578916
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37306) - you deserved it (5006)

On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML

#20576976
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26970) - you deserved it (16028)

On 04/06/2013 at 12:59am - health - by Kotoko (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

#20576074
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37221) - you deserved it (2633)

On 04/05/2013 at 12:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

#20574865
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36338) - you deserved it (6313)

On 04/04/2013 at 4:07pm - misc - by me (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

#20574572
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46446) - you deserved it (3860)

On 04/04/2013 at 11:12am - misc - by NotASize0 (woman) - Denmark

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

#20573279
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (6095)

On 04/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by poop (man) -

Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML

#20571565
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36455) - you deserved it (8751)

On 04/02/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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