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  • Town/Country : Bryant , United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
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I agree, your life sucks (12836) - you deserved it (25064)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
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I agree, your life sucks (8422) - you deserved it (37070)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
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On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)



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