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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (25 years)
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Today while at my boyfriend's house my stomach began to hurt really badly so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on his dad went to the bathroom an yelled "Goddamn son what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man cummd up to use the one next to me. As he approachd, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretendd to look at mah knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
366 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA MAH VIRGINIA LOOKS LYK AN OLD MAN IN A HAT. IT'S OK THOUGH, HA SAID IT WAS A NICA HAT. FML

#17187875
178 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was at a restaurant with mah son when he startd to choke on his food. Panickd , I grabbd the closest drink I could reach an made him gulp it down. Only when I receivd tons of drty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
234 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more sit from me an flooded te batroom. FML

#16299538
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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized I'm pussyhipped by a chick I'm not even dating !! FML

#14550494
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On 01/12/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by mad dude -

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
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On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmd, my leg flew out and I accidentally kickd him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. mega FML

#14161331
148 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

Taday I found out tat even if you ave to go really bad... never burst into a batroom stall assuming tat it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneat. Tere migt be a cild in tere... wo will scream... and wose moter will burst in and start screaming at you for being a ( pedo. ) FML

#14136515
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On 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PLANND TO DROP A WATER BALLOON ON VISITING PRANKSTER BROTHER FROM NEW APARTMENT'S BALCONY!! AS HE CROSSD THE STREET, I LAUNCHD THE BALLOON, AN SENT IT RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! IT HIT AN EIGHT YEAR OLD ON A SCOOTER!! MEGA FML

#14126136
86 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by bullseyed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted im to cook me scrambled eggs wit sausage 4 breakfast. Wen I said yes , e pulled out is junk , an started saking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah 4 year old daughter walked into mah home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to mah husband looool and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
122 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)



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