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JessBassett

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JessBassett

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2223
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JessBassett : Currently studying Justice at UofGH :)

JessBassett's page activity

Visits<b>WelshLeachy</b> - 15 hours ago<b>imshadyxo</b> - yesterday at 4:46am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:17am<b>fadiuj</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:03am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:47pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:32pm<b>Standupmast3r</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:41am<b>Wondermage</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:19am<b>bad_luck_blondie</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 2:12am<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 4:51am<b>KaySL</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 5:58am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:25pm<b>FlawlessFlame</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 11:56pm<b>MissyPastaCreeps</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 11:28pm<b>coolbeansbruh</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 12:13pm<b>abattior</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 4:14am<b>sswagyP</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 4:37pm<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 10:28pm

Fucked!<b>imshadyxo</b> - yesterday at 10:47am<b>Standupmast3r</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:41pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 6:25pm<b>FlawlessFlame</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 4:56am<b>faggotron123</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 3:19pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 10:03am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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JessBassett's favorite FMLs

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

#21197788
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50614) - you deserved it (6403)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States

Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML

#21120370
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44290) - you deserved it (5071)

On 04/22/2014 at 10:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML

#21085874
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29088) - you deserved it (11244)

On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

#21023495
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (4698)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today, while my hometown mayor becomes a world-famous crackhead and douche-bag, here in the UK it has come to this: when people hear my accent and ask me if I'm American, it's less embarrassing just to say, "Yeah", rather than admit I'm Canadian. FML

#20958357
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37490) - you deserved it (6358)

On 11/15/2013 at 2:05am - misc - by unproud (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

#20958067
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38288) - you deserved it (4271)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend. He's my boyfriend, and he told me he was going to be out of state for a few weeks on business. FML

Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

#20950616
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38762) - you deserved it (6891)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

#20942769
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57897) - you deserved it (6039)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was refereeing a soccer match and I called a foul. An angry coach kept screaming at me, saying "You're crazy!" I asked him to leave the field. As he left, he lifted his middle finger and screamed, "FUCK YOU!" I ref 5-year-olds. FML

#20937864
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44097) - you deserved it (3020)

On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

#20925937
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55066) - you deserved it (4408)

On 10/19/2013 at 1:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

#20915864
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42282) - you deserved it (4623)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

#20910543
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45012) - you deserved it (7547)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59225) - you deserved it (3547)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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