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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 220
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Jess0817's favorite FMLs

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48780) - you deserved it (6074)

On 08/09/2013 at 1:00am - misc - by please don't back that thing up - United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21479) - you deserved it (40399)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

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