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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1978 (37 years)
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  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Jennielee's favorite FMLs

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

#20558527
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31449) - you deserved it (5911)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (12817)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34958) - you deserved it (4525)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version



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