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Jenmic

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Jenmic

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3726
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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TODAY MY NEW FRIEND TRIED TO INTRODUCE ME TO ( AMERICAN CULTURE , ) AS I AM NEW TO THE CITY. HE EXPLAINED WAT A HAMBURGER IS AND HOW IT DIFFERS FROM THE ASIAN FOOD I WAS USED TO EATING. I MOVED FROM SEATTLE AND HAVE WORKED AT BURGER KING. FML

#21317624
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33426) - you deserved it (2659)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm - misc - by AsianSensation (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

#21278553
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35660) - you deserved it (3740)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." big fat FML

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, Boyfriend Broke Up With Me, Because He Thought He Hered Another Guy In The Room When He Called Me, And That I'm Cheating On Him. The Guy He Hered Was A Character From A Cartoon Sister Was Watching. FML

#20958917
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40324) - you deserved it (3100)

On 11/15/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realizd that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barkd as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returnd, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

#20908563
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42678) - you deserved it (7781)

On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not cuz the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but cuz I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML

Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39665) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

#20882660
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (40446)

On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57417) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML

#20742274
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58829) - you deserved it (22941)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I Was Trying Sell A Customer A Top-of-the-line Surround Sound System!! Apparently He Was Aware That I Work On Commission , As He Threatened To Buy The System Elsewhere Unless I Sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" In Front Of The Whole Store!! Goodbye , Self-respect!! FML

#20610052
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45375) - you deserved it (5277)

On 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm - money - by a little less poor at least (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

#20572997
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46831) - you deserved it (5552)

On 04/03/2013 at 9:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I downloadd a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up an fetch it from the living room . I think I've hit rock bottom . FML

#20516729
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10113) - you deserved it (45150) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/21/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by lolo - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I draggd my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me . He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing . Apparently, this is his revenge . FML

#20471580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16135) - you deserved it (46454)

On 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by lesson.learned (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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