About JenkJenks : I hail from the eastern seaboard of an island off the coast of Jamaica. I enjoy tracking wild jackrabbits and collecting obscure Lego pieces. I once rescued a Polynesian immigrant from the pursuit of an army of fire ants using only a tic tac and 3 cubes of ice. I have a security box in Sri Lanka that contains the cure to hangnails, but I'm holding onto it until the world is ready. I once popped a bag of popcorn and left no kernel unpopped. My diet consists of uncooked linguini and different jams and jellies. The movie "A Bug's Life" was loosely based on my life.
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