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About Jellysweetheart : I'm cute as a kitten. Fml said so, and I tend to agree. Im always up for chatting with new people so feel free to message me :)

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Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15864) - you deserved it (1007)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:39am - work - by fabz (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML


I agree, your life sucks (18590) - you deserved it (1733)

On 11/25/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26372) - you deserved it (8033)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22609) - you deserved it (1504)

On 11/13/2015 at 2:06am - work - by nothowscienceworks - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24857) - you deserved it (1905)

On 11/08/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (2322)

On 11/08/2015 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25015) - you deserved it (2624)

On 11/07/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11841) - you deserved it (29436)

On 11/06/2015 at 3:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (2288)

On 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm - health - by EnderHorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21847) - you deserved it (1523)

On 11/01/2015 at 11:22pm - animals - by time to buy a gun - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early to search for my car keys, so my boyfriend could go get his pipe and get high before work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21572) - you deserved it (5000)

On 10/22/2015 at 10:05am - love - by cantfallbackasleep - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24425) - you deserved it (10654)

On 10/20/2015 at 6:13am - love - by bubblewrap (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24593) - you deserved it (5070)

On 10/18/2015 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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