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Jellysweetheart

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4423
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jellysweetheart : I'm cute as a kitten. Fml said so, and I tend to agree. Im always up for chatting with new people so feel free to message me :)

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Visits<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:40pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:05am<b>Kitty_Kat44</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 10:45pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:17pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 11:48am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 11:41am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:20pm<b>seetei</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:37pm<b>RickySleeves</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:24am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:34pm<b>bomberos_08</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:10pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:03am<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 4:26am<b>billboob</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:41am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 8:57am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:09am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 7:01pm<b>LuxEtTenebris</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 8:58pm

Fucked!<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:04pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:20am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 7:34pm<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:26am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:20am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:01am<b>1dvs_bstd</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 9:38am<b>matdun101</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 6:27am<b>mr_mac81</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:46am<b>Wolfparable</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 7:57pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 5:26am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 4:33pm

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Jellysweetheart's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28211) - you deserved it (2734)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

#21403099
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (2021)

On 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm - health - by I'm just sick, really - United States (Missouri)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

#21398419
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28143) - you deserved it (3991) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML

#21397145
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (3132)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

#21395050
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29281) - you deserved it (2411)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:24am - love - by apparently_disabled - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

#21394577
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31023) - you deserved it (3828)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32013) - you deserved it (4912)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML

#21394264
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16543) - you deserved it (32497)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

#21393386
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (3250)

On 04/14/2015 at 4:33am - intimacy - by Lebac - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML

#21393221
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (1898)

On 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28144) - you deserved it (16620)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML

#21387594
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31776) - you deserved it (3624)

On 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm - misc - by gooddaydude (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

#21387249
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29412) - you deserved it (3286)

On 04/03/2015 at 9:57pm - intimacy - by lameows - United States



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