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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2960
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jellysweetheart : I'm cute as a kitten. Fml said so, and I tend to agree. Im always up for chatting with new people so feel free to message me :)

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Jellysweetheart's favorite FMLs

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14864) - you deserved it (976)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18230) - you deserved it (2527)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

#21364892
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18050) - you deserved it (1957)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

#21364532
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25537) - you deserved it (1760)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by MCForty (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

#21364495
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25044) - you deserved it (2373)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

#21364342
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23236) - you deserved it (4151)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

#21364287
142 comments

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25904) - you deserved it (17356)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

#21364034
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23175) - you deserved it (10327)

On 02/26/2015 at 4:17pm - misc - by MuteNToot (man) -

Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML

#21363900
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25757) - you deserved it (4075)

On 02/26/2015 at 11:18am - health - by gatewayev700 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

#21363653
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24195) - you deserved it (4983)

On 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm - misc - by fredi - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26088) - you deserved it (3203)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25192) - you deserved it (2781)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML

#21363273
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26554) - you deserved it (1882)

On 02/25/2015 at 11:53am - misc - by need sleep - United States (Maryland)



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