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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3418
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jellysweetheart : I'm cute as a kitten. Fml said so, and I tend to agree. Im always up for chatting with new people so feel free to message me :)

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Jellysweetheart's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25514) - you deserved it (1622)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

#21380370
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24874) - you deserved it (12920)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by Li - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32868) - you deserved it (2460)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29269) - you deserved it (2429)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31487) - you deserved it (6451)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23488) - you deserved it (7415)

On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28939) - you deserved it (3503)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

#21379171
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (2279)

On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

#21379106
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26917) - you deserved it (2841)

On 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm - misc - by van no gough (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying "My body, my rules." FML

#21379056
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26601) - you deserved it (3500)

On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27213) - you deserved it (3572)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML

#21378617
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28969) - you deserved it (4076)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to work a double shift after my relief called in "sick" just so he could go to a party. FML

#21377747
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (2201)

On 03/19/2015 at 12:41pm - work - by SleepIsForTheWeak (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

#21377727
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26826) - you deserved it (2475)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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