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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5034
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jellysweetheart : I'm cute as a kitten. Fml said so, and I tend to agree. Im always up for chatting with new people so feel free to message me :)

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Visits<b>xxmollyxx</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 3:43pm<b>alkoy</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 3:04am<b>jjumprope</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 11:41am<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:40pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:05am<b>Kitty_Kat44</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 10:45pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:17pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 11:48am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 11:41am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:20pm<b>seetei</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:37pm<b>RickySleeves</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:24am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:34pm<b>bomberos_08</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:10pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:03am<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 4:26am<b>billboob</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:41am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 8:57am

Fucked!<b>jjumprope</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:41pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:04pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:20am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 7:34pm<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:26am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:20am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:01am<b>1dvs_bstd</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 9:38am<b>matdun101</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 6:27am<b>mr_mac81</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:46am<b>Wolfparable</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 7:57pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 5:26am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 4:33pm

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Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (2142)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was complimented on my improved performance over the last 3 months. My boss said he doesn't know what I've done to improve, but to keep it up. I'd only started looking for another job, and stopped giving a shit. FML

#21431603
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24238) - you deserved it (1952)

On 06/25/2015 at 3:06am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20324) - you deserved it (12359)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37297) - you deserved it (4162)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

#21417526
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30123) - you deserved it (7836)

On 05/29/2015 at 9:04am - love - by Headless (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

Today, I felt pretty. As I deal with a severe anxiety and depression, I was proud of myself. All until a little girl asked: "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

#21414120
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27913) - you deserved it (1697)

On 05/22/2015 at 6:14pm - money - by Failure (woman) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32254) - you deserved it (2971)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

#21403099
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (2026)

On 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm - health - by I'm just sick, really - United States (Missouri)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

#21398419
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (4010) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML

#21397145
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30813) - you deserved it (3140)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

#21395050
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29384) - you deserved it (2417)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:24am - love - by apparently_disabled - Canada (British Columbia)



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