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Jellybellybeanz
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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jellybellybeanz : Hey I'm rather friendly. I'm a 15 year old girl :D I like Jlaw, Jhutch, THG, Frozen, baseball (I play it), music (listening and playing flute and piano), food, friends, reading, movies... I'm a Christian conservative but I'm pretty chill. I am who I am and you are who you are and that's awesome :p feel free to hmu but no perving XD all right, that's enough about me, so peace out ✌️

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Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33706) - you deserved it (4749)

On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, I ran into my favorite teacher from high school, the one that really inspired me to become one myself. I told her that I'm in my last year of college preparing to become a teacher, to which she replied, "Wow, they really are letting anyone have a crack at being a teacher these days." FML

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On 02/21/2014 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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118 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by bruisedandconfused (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was helping a couple come up with a name for the baby they just had. I suggested "Joshua" thinking that it was an okay name. All sudden, the room got quiet. Turns out I had forgotten that Joshua was the name of their 3 year old son who had died a couple months before. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by 8reth72 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML



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