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by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
by naesha / 03/16/2014 at 9:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML
by broken vows / 03/15/2014 at 5:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/13/2014 at 5:34am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
by SpilledWater93 / 03/09/2014 at 11:07pm / Ireland (Wicklow) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
by SchoolFMLs / 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/27/2014 at 9:34am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by sistermonster / 02/26/2014 at 4:45am / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 6:05pm / United States / Love
Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML
by Ashamed_Sister / 11/30/2013 at 2:35am / Namibia (Windhoek) / Love
by jazopalchris / 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by arthise / 10/09/2013 at 3:03am / United States (Indiana) / Love
- Today, I work as a cashier at McDonalds. Some guy came in and ordered a $1.50 coffee and payed with… Today, I forgot my headphones at home, which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to be in the third… Today, I stayed out late to celebrate my last night before going back to school. Though I normally…