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Jazmine453
  • Town/Country : Indiana, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jazmine453 : Hey:) A few things about me are:
1. I love the outdoors.
2. I enjoy the company of all animals.
3. I will not tolerate "hood talk."
4. I simply love knowing. I have a primal hunger for knowledge I guess.
So that's all for now. If you want to know more message me, or just message me for conversation.

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Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45110) - you deserved it (3644)

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