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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1995 (20 years)
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About Jay_FTW : Why hello there :3
I'm jake.
I play drums, piano, and guitar! I love the shows, the walking dead, dexter, and doctor who! Some of my favorite bands are issues, Memphis may fire, and bring me the horizon! If you're cool message me, if you're not cool still message me I love talking to people!

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Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML


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