About JayOcean : Oi!
Resident of Dawson Springs.
Love those southern gals.
Golf is love, Golf is life.
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Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
by why mom, why? / 06/12/2013 at 12:59am / United States (California) / Money
by instinct / 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by SadFoxLady / 06/10/2013 at 2:01pm / United States (Iowa) / Animals
by BellinaNico / 05/25/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by wellokaythen / 05/14/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by serialkillingex / 05/07/2013 at 3:45am / Netherlands / Love
by Anonymous / 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm / Germany / Love
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
by bad day Brutus / 04/29/2013 at 1:26am / United States / Love
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
by gibbette / 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm / United States / Love
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
by Stupid / 04/22/2013 at 2:58am / United States (Idaho) / Love
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