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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 641
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML


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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML


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On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML


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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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