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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jaxxi : Hiya! There isn't a lot of things to write about myself; I'm a simple person. I enjoy hours infront of my laptop either browsing the internet or playing video games until my heart is content. I like making people laugh. Oh..listening to good music is good.
I'm obviously new to the FML community, so if I make comments that are stupid, forgive me. :P I think I try too hard to be sarcastic. Lol.

Jaxxi's page activity

Visits<b>tpm45</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 11:41pm<b>sagemarie209</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 10:55pm<b>SirMiniHobbit</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 10:32pm<b>Kamon97</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 11:55pm<b>spignona84</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 10:29pm<b>aa1717</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 10:49am<b>L2PlayWoW</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 5:40am<b>IHATEFMYLIFE</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 7:59pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 6:58am<b>MortenM</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 5:53pm<b>csbe1980</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 9:03am<b>epawesmic</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 7:32am<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 6:17am<b>privatepiper</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 12:36am<b>crenshawxmafia</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 11:52pm<b>MissJennyale</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 10:40pm<b>Black_Knight80</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 4:01pm<b>Whiplash169</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 8:36am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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Jaxxi's favorite FMLs

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65460) - you deserved it (5752)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55067) - you deserved it (6472)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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