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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jaxxi : Hiya! There isn't a lot of things to write about myself; I'm a simple person. I enjoy hours infront of my laptop either browsing the internet or playing video games until my heart is content. I like making people laugh. Oh..listening to good music is good.
I'm obviously new to the FML community, so if I make comments that are stupid, forgive me. :P I think I try too hard to be sarcastic. Lol.

Jaxxi's page activity

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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Jaxxi's favorite FMLs

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65165) - you deserved it (5727)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54780) - you deserved it (6445)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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